20+ Things Your Flight Attendant Won’t Tell You


These secrets about air travel will make flying a happier, safer experience for all.
1. Want to start off on the wrong foot with me?
Put your carry-on in a full overhead bin, leave it sticking out six inches, then take your seat at the window and wait for someone else (me!) to come along and solve the physics problem you just created.
 2. Yes, passengers are incredibly rude...
but stealing a beer, cursing out passengers, and jumping out of a plane is not the way to handle it. You disarm an unruly passenger by introducing yourself, asking his name, and saying something like ‘I’ve been incredibly nice to you for three hours. Why are you treating me like this?’ Generally that gets the other passengers on your side—and sometimes they’ll even applaud.but stealing a beer, cursing out passengers, and jumping out of a plane isn’t the way to handle it. You disarm as unruly passenger by introducing yourself, asking his name and saying something like “l has been incredibly nice to you for three hours. Why are you treating me like this?” Generally that gets the other passengers on your side – sometimes they’ll even applaud.

 3. We don't have a boyfriend in every city.
And our median age these days is 44.

4. An all-too-common scenario?
I head you a cup of coffee and say, ‘Cream and sugar?’You say, ‘What?’I say, ‘Cream and sugar?’You say, ‘What?’Come on, People. What do you think we are going to ask after we have handed you coffee? Your favorite colour ?

 5. If you’re traveling with a small child and you keep hearing bells, bells, and more bells,Please look to see if it’s your child playing with the flight attendant call ball.
 . The lavatory door is not rocket science.
Just push.

 7. If you have a baby, bring diapers.
If you’re diabetic, bring syringes. If you have high blood pressure, don’t forget your medication. That way, I’m not trying to make a diaper out of a sanitary pad and a pillowcase or asking over the intercom if someone has spare inhaler.

 8. Just in case you hadn’t noticed, there are other people on the airplane besides you.
So don’t clip your toenails, snore with wild abandon, or do any type do personal business under a Blanket!

 9. If you’re traveling overseas, do yourself a favor and bring a pen.
You wouldn’t believe how many people travel without one; you need one to fill out the immigration forms. I carry come, but I can’t carry 200.

10. Passengers are always coming up to me and tattling on each other.
‘Can you tell him to put his seat up’? ‘She won’t share the armrest’. What am I. a preschool teacher?


11. I hate working flights to destinations like Vail and West Palm Beach.
The passengers all think they’re in first class even if they’re not. They don’t do what we ask. And the overhead bins are full of their mink coats.
 12. Do you really have to go to the bathroom right now, while we’re wrestling a 250-pound food cart down the aisle?
You can’t wait 90 seconds for us to pass?

 13. Is it that difficult to say hello and goodbye?
We say it 300 times on every flight and only about 40 people respond.

 14. Do not poke or grab me
I mean it. No one likes to be poked, but its seven worse on the plane because you’re sitting down and we’re not, so it’s usually in a very personal area. You would never grab a waitress if you wanted ketchup or a fork, would you?

15. We’re not just being lazy.
Our rules really say we aren’t allowed to lift your luggage into the overhead bin for you, though we can “assist”.

16. I don’t care if you want to be in the mile-high club, keep your clothes on.
Who decided the mile - high club was something that everyone wants to be anyway? It’s cramped and dirty in those bathrooms.

 17. If you hear us paging for a doctor.
Or seeing us running around with oxygen, defibrillators and first aid kits, that’s not the right time to ask for blanket or a diet coke.

18. The only place you are allowed to pee
On the airplane is in the lavatory period.

19. Don’t ask us if it’s okay to use the lavatories on the ground.
The answer is always yes. Do you think what goes into the toilet just jumps out into the tarmac?

 20. You really expect me to take your soggy Kleenex?
Or your kid’s fully loaded diaper? I’ll be right back with gloves

21. Sure, I don’t mind waiting while you scour the seatback pocket
And the floor for candy wrappers and other garbage then place them in my bag one by one. I only have 150 other passengers to serve.

 22. I’m sorry it’s taking forever to get you a wheelchair,
But that’s one thing you can’t blame the airline for. The wheelchair service is subcontracted to the cities we fly into, and it’s obviously not a top priority for many of them.



















By Michelle Crouch

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