19 Questions You Should Never Ask Your Flight Attendant
You know how miserable it is to fly? The crying babies, the perpetual delays, the fistfights breaking out over reclined seats. Now imagine you did that every… single… day. And you didn’t get paid much for it either. Welcome to the life of a flight attendant, where you may get to travel the world, but you have to do it with all the people who make the world such a miserable place. Since we’ve already learned what we’re doing to piss off the flight attendant , this time we thought it’d be fun to find out what we’re saying to make them equally as irate. We talked to an army of air hosts and uncovered the 21 passenger questions that will absolutely send them off the rails. 1. “Am I going to make my connection?” Well, let’s see… we just collected your empty cup, it’s 1:15 p.m., and your connecting flight leaves at 1:20 p.m. Let’s shake the old Magic 8 Ball here aaaaaaand … signs point to “No.” 2. “Why can’t I use the first-class bathroom?” Because if w